Badass Kid (Tyler Durden)

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Moxy:
You know, I saw the CUTEST kid today.. I was just rolling by with my friend Nick, and we see this badass thugged out kid on a skateboard.

He's got a black bandana.. sunglasses.. ripped up jeans, ripped up shirt.. and hightops.. so we roll by and we look at this kid and slow down.. and we're like "This kid should be our mascot or something.." I mean, you know Joe C from Kid Rock? How much cooler would this conversation be right now if we had like a little JoeC right here, throwing around chairs and kicking garbage cans.. and backing up EVERYTHING I say.. So we roll by this kid, and we slow down, and he looks up at us...... and he's like (make evil but funny ass face and throw up your middle finger).

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